f*ck fantasy football

I like football.
I watch football.
I read football-related
 articles in the Sun-Times.
But i don't give a damn about
 fantasy football.
It's stupid.
F*ck fantasy football.
F*ck fantasy anything..... well,

     almost anything.
 

Waiting for an explanation from God

   Waiting for an explanation from God is
       not like waiting
       for a bus.
   It's not like waiting for the
       phone to ring.
   It's more like having a mouthful of dust
       on a hot summer day
        in Selma, Alabama.
   Waiting for an explanation from God is
    like
    writing f*cked-up poetry
    to yourself.
    at 2 a.m.
    in
    your
    underwear.


    Yep, that's what waiting for an explanation
     from God
        is like.